“America! America!, God shed his grace on thee, And crown thy good with brotherhood, From sea to shining sea!”
Obama: Trump will not be president. I have faith in the American people.
Reporter: Did you see Burger King is selling hot dogs?
— Matt Starr (@matthewsstarr) February 18, 2016
Anyone w a DUI should be allowed to do whatever they want w alcohol & a car. This is America! #NRA
— Rory Scovel (@roryscovel) June 20, 2016
Watching a commercial for a new kind of famny pack that begins, “Who even *has* pockets anymore?” Mr. Trump, America is already great.
— Michael Ian Black (@michaelianblack) June 1, 2016
Even with a Trump nomination, America is still beautiful. pic.twitter.com/cZGmJZ51tD
— hmmm (@patwiselive) May 5, 2016
Thanks corporate America let’s honor veterans with fireworks displays that can likely trigger PTSD #MemorialDay2016
— Orli Matlow (@HireMeImFunny) May 30, 2016
Why would America make the bald eagle its national bird when all they do is attack things and fly away and nevermind I think I get it now.
— Jamie Woodham (@jwoodham) September 30, 2014
I seriously just saw a bald eagle flying and he did not look like he gave a shit about America.
— Rob Huebel (@robhuebel) April 20, 2016
— Tony Zaret (@tonyzaret) June 29, 2016
So now instead of I hate Budweiser, I guess I hate America? pic.twitter.com/ewAilw6haM
— Fat Irish (@AdjectiveNouns) May 10, 2016
My mom & my uncle are unintentionally wearing matching denim bucket hats and we are the whitest family in America.
— Hopie Carew (@HopeCarew) June 25, 2016
Has the bottom half of the America Budweiser seceded from anyone else’s can
— Ryan Creamer (@ryguyguyry) June 27, 2016
Couldn’t sleep last night. Kept thinking about how there was a successful product called “Manwich”
— Dan Hopper (@DanHopp) June 22, 2016
come to america, i just had a burrito with sausage and french fries in it. its bad here too but see above
— BAKOON! (@BAKKOOONN) June 24, 2016